What
do trees and dogs have in common ? Bark !
So I said to the Gym instructor "Can
you teach me to do the splits?". He said "How flexible
are you?". I said "I can't make tuesdays".
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. My
dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at
him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then
checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have
to put him down." " What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy"
Customer "I would like to buy a mousetrap
please. Can you hurry up as I have a bus to catch?"
Shopkeeper "Sorry sir, we don't have one that big!"
Guest " Waiter, these eggs are horrible.
"
Waiter " Don't blame me sir, I only lay the tables "
Question: What's orange and sounds like a
parrot?
Answer: A Carrot.
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